waffle butt
ham ass
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waffle butt
ham ass
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Any of the games you already own and haven’t played yet. Stop buying new games you stupid asshole
You are 100% right. Also fuck you.
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I came here to shitpost, and shitpost I will.
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it’s amazing when ur humor is exactly the same as someone elses & u both just spend the whole day laughing at everything u both say
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this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No boobs? Damn. Grow some. Boobs? Cover yourself. You’re so vulgar. No ass? Everyone will laugh at you for it. Ass? Well, better cover yourself cause you don’t wanna draw attention to that booty, right? Short? You need to wear those heels. Tall? Damn. You cannot be taller than men. Also, never wear heels. Skinny? Gotta gain weigh cause no one likes bones. Chubby? Eat healthy!!!! Nobody likes fat bitches. You like makeup? Hell no. Taking you swimming on the first date. No makeup? Please, take care of yourself. Don’t be so lazy.
We, women, are constantly shamed for everything so we, as well, might do whatever we want.
Want to have sex? Ew, slut. Don’t want to have sex? No one likes a prude. Want to be a stay at home mom? Anti-feminist. Don’t want kids? Selfish.
Literally every decision we make is criticized. That’s why building up self-love and confidence is so important. Live your life the way you want, don’t let other people control you.
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2017 mood
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I am done with anti-medicine nuts who are like “God gave us all we need in nature” yup he sure did. wtf do you think scientists use to make their medicines? where do you think they got all those chemicals. they didn’t summon them from the void. we haven’t outsourced to alien planets. everything came from this earth. we just tweaked them into something more effective. taking a long walk in the woods and chewing on plants never made me feel less like dying but taking prozac sure fucking did.
when people are like “medicine has all those NASTY CHEMICALS” it makes me genuinely concerned that they dont know herbalism is literally those same ‘nasty’ chemicals, just less precise/concentrated/helpful
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Before vs After AdoptionAlways adopt.
Always.pibbles finding loving and happy homes add 5 years to my life
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